the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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