did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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