just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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