We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Randomize
