so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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