Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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