I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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