I want to stick my p in your. b.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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