dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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