No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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