just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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