that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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