i just had sex bonerless
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm too high and old for this...
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