we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
