Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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