"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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