I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
