dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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