Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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