Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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