I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Green mimosas i think yes
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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