Tell her she can't have a vagina
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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