Sponge bath it is.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The struggles of a small town man whore
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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