I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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