did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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