Dual....:-)
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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