? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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