problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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