i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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