did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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