Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
PANTIES FOUND
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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