My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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