and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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