I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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