I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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