Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
This house was built for laser tag.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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