brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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