I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
