why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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