He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
