girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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