Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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