So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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