I'm lost and stupid without you.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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