The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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