If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
