a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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