I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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