We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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