Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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