Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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