there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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